新版本「You Have Two Cows」!一幅圖準確指出不同攝影師生態!

2015-08-15 15:08
最近 Facebook 流傳一批相片關於「You Have Two Cows」,講如果你有兩隻牛,在不同的社會情況下會點樣。估唔到已經有人整左攝影師版本的 「You Have Two Cows」,關於新聞攝影師、街頭攝影師、婚體攝影師等,如果有兩隻牛,佢地又會點拍攝,你又係邊一類人?

新版本「You Have Two Cows」!一幅圖準確指出不同攝影師生態!

下面是圖片的文字描述

攝影記者:如果有兩頭牛,你會等鄰居殺掉一頭才拍照

You have two cows. Photojournalists will wait till your neighbour kills one of the cows before they take a picture.

• 街頭攝影師:如果有兩頭牛,他會等生下更牛去填滿空間,加強層次再拍攝

You have two cows. Street photographers will wait till the cows mate and produce more cows to layer the frame before they take a picture.

•婚禮攝影師:如果有兩頭牛,他會在兩頭牛交配之前拍攝

You have two cows. Wedding photographers will take a picture just before the cows mate.

• 沙龍攝影師:如果有兩頭牛,他會等陽光去到牛後面才拍攝(是要取逆光、髮絲光嗎?)

You have two cows. Salon photographers will wait till the sun sets behind the cows before they take a picture.

• 概念攝影師:如果有兩頭牛,他會等牛排泄後拍攝它的排泄物iconiconicon

You have two cows. Conceptual photographers will wait till nature calls and take a picture of the cows’ dung.

• Instagram 攝影師:如果有兩頭牛,他會等鄰居將他們煎做牛排,再拍攝(典形的 Food Porn)

You have two cows. Instagram photographers will wait till your neighbour makes steak from the cow he killed before they take a picture.

•商業攝影師:如果有兩頭牛,但沒有人付錢去拍攝,才懶得理什麼牛不牛的。(這個絕)

You have two cows. Commercial photographers will wait for the budget before they even look at the cows.

潮流攝影師:如果有兩頭牛,他會建議不如拍兩匹馬,因為牛太胖了!

You have two cows. Fashion photographers will recommend two horses instead because the cows are too fat.

大家認為這樣的描述是否講中成個攝影生態?留言講下吧!

引用來源:PetaPixel